Telling Stories With #BookTitles

So . . . yes. I spend a lot of time in bookstores. And sometimes . . . browsing all of those book titles starts to sound like NEW book titles. Or at least, little stories or snippets of conversation.

So I move things around a bit, just for kicks. And then I look at what I’ve created and
I laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s true. I do it all the time.

Because hey, when it comes to bookstores, I’m a party girl.

Don’t worry. I always return the books to their rightful place on the shelves.

But if I owned a bookstore – I’d use book covers to write little stories to my customers.

My bookshelves would look like THIS:

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Heaven is paved with Oreos. Side effects may vary.

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“If you were here . . .”
“I was here!”

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Perfectionists — you’re making me HATE you!!!

and then there’s this

Imperfectionists — you’re making me HATE you!!!

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Family life. Tortures of the damned.

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Couponing: The One-Page Financial Plan

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Even when you lie to me like it never happened, I text dead people.

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What the lady wants? You guessed it.

And, yup!

Blood line. The human stain.

(Oh, come on. It’s funny!)

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Fiction Writers Blog Hop – Where Writers Connect with Readers

Fiction Writers Blog Hop
Where fiction writers connect with readers.
Join us. It’s fun!

Fiction Writers Blog Hop

Fiction Writers Blog Hop

ALWAYS THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH
HOSTED ON JULIE VALERIE’S BOOK BLOG
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Are you a writer, reader, book blogger, and/or fan of books and blog hops?Hopping along the Fiction Writers Blog Hop is super easy. Simply click on a square, then enjoy being whisked around the blogosphere reading great articles and meeting interesting book people.

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Link to a book related topic that you’ve written on your website OR if you’re wanting a topic to write about, May’s optional topic is: Book Covers. (Optional topic for the last Wednesday in June? Bookstores.)

Add your link as early as 5pm on Tuesday (EST / New York) in advance of the “official” day of the hop – which is always the last Wednesday of the month.

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Want in on the action? Creating a square and linking an article from YOUR website to the Fiction Writers Blog Hop is easy.

TWO STEPS:

  1. Click on the blue, rectangular “Add your link” button to add a link to your website.
  2. Add this sentence to the blog post on your website so hoppers can find their way back to the master link list on this website: Thanks for reading! To return to the FICTION WRITERS BLOG HOP on Julie Valerie’s website, click here: http://www.julievalerie.com/fiction-writers-blog-hop-may-2016

For more specific instructions – read this.

A few quick tips before you add your link:

|| All book lovers welcome. Writers, readers, book bloggers, book groups, industry folks. || Be social. If you add a link to the blog hop, take a moment to visit others and tweet, comment and/or share. || Tip: When leaving comments for others on their websites – if you don’t see a comment box right away – click on their headline/title. That usually opens up the full features of a blog post. || But don’t be spammy. No links to your books on Amazon, please. And please choose a blog post you think others will enjoy reading. Avoid linking to something that could be considered “promotional.” || Mark your calendar. I host this blog hop on the last Wednesday of every month. || Share the fun. If you feel so inclined, hit a few of those social media buttons at the bottom of this post to share the fun. (Much appreciated!) || One last thing. Some of my daughters’ friends (high schoolers) follow my blog. So please, no erotica. ||

Okay, that’s it. Let’s hop!

 

 

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Find that Perfect Word

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Join us! Fiction Writers Blog Hop #LinkParty

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Fiction Writers Blog Hop ALWAYS THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH HOSTED ON JULIE VALERIE’S BOOK BLOG WWW.JULIEVALERIE.COM Are you a writer, reader, book blogger, and/or fan of books and blog hops?Hopping along the Fiction Writers Blog Hop is super … Continue reading